Land of Cute--The GodJesus

I don't actually own one of these ( 'I feel so unfulfilled!'), I've just seen it floating around the web.  The GodJesus toy was produced in Japan in the 80's, and works more or less like a Magic8 ball, only more exciting.  You ask it your question, clap your hands, and it rolls forward a little, nods or shakes its head, then bows and its eyes flash red!  Mr. Salaryman, who lives up in Tokyo, put up video of his God-Jesus.  Yes--he actually owns one!  And not just one, but several,which he's purchased via on-line auction (not e-bay:-((  Ahh--to be so uninhibited!  Though it must be stated, and even he admits, to a growing addiction for the diminuitive toy.

But I don't want to stop! I'll buy every God-Jesus damn God-Jesus that comes my way and I won't apologize for it.              --Mr. Salaryman

Yes--I desperately covet a GodJesus, and since toys aren't specifically mentioned in the tenth commandment, I think I can covet in smite-free safety... 

But, you ask, is it cute?  Isn't there a pink one?  This is Japan, foolish skeptic--of course there's a pink one!  And, it seems, Mr. Salaryman wasn't able to purchase this one...  (although at Y9800, I probably won't be, either--boo hoo).
 
The image at top is via Engrish.com--and I highly recommend stopping over there, too, just to read the comments...  My favorites:

"Holy spirit not included"... and  "Now with realistic smiting action!"

Why, oh why, did Bandai stop producing these?!  *Cho* kawaiiiii, desho?!

p.s.--I debated whether to title this "Land of Cute" or "Manglish", because it's really both.  I finally went with Land of Cute, but the post is filed under Manglish as well, since Engrish.com is (of course) a site completely given over to the delights of Manglish/Engrish:-))