Today's Manglish I found on the side of a baseball arcade game at the batting center. Papa took us all to have a go a batting, and though I wasn't really in the mood, I went along anyway. Who knew I'd find this treasure of a Manglish tucked away upstairs!
Desire in the interior of your chest is sure to be woken up."
Desire in the interior of your chest? Oh dear, bilingual dictionaries can be useful...or very, very dangerous if you don't speak the language("I will not buy this tobacconist...").